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Dietmar
Horn
Hello together,

here my erstes small Progrämmchen for our diesjährigen XProfan-competition with for the time being something over 250 Einträgen. in the Verlaufe the year go certainly another couple further DDR-joks and some More in this direction join.

some not-Ossis go presumably so some Pointe hardly or none understand or. nachvollziehem can, and presumably too some children and adolescent not, which The DDR-past tense or. the end the DDR-Time not aware miterlebt having.

too identify I personally as "gelernter Ossi" yourself not absolutely with all Inhalten this joks-collection.

nevertheless be I the opinion, that one thoroughly over many this "Geschichten" too as an afterthought yet schmunzeln can and something like not absolutely once in to be hooked get let ought to.

me personally power it on the most Fun, me each DDR-joks (by F9-Button) to the Zufallsprinzip anzuschauen or. durchzulesen.

Greeting
Dietmar

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Rolf
Koch


The public Steinigung is for tommorrow to sunset angesetzt.
Weibsvolk isn't registered. The Verkaufsstände for artificial Bärte open short to sunset!


Jaaaa - MP the life the Brian.
who was?
Siiiieee SIeeee hüstelll, it, it he was it
 
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Thomas
Zielinski
I erlaub me time, that here To repeat:

iF
you are OT [...]  !
 
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Jac
de
Lad
the wars worth! i know now I me tonight reinziehe...


gold and Weihrauch can your hierlassen, but these komische Myrrhe can your again bear!
 
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Dietmar
Horn

"Wer operates, power Error. who plenty operates, power many Error. - I make no Error !"


@Horst: I know the from past DDR-times something abgewandelt:

1. who operates power Error.
2. who plenty operates power many Error.
3. who not operates power no Error.
4. who no Error power becomes fine and prämiert!


@Nico: Perhaps should we into criteria to rating the Wettbewerbsbeiträge yet The Number of OT-Postings to that jeweiligen Program with take in, because we for up to 25 Zusatzpunkte / Program give away?

@all: I have me on the friday evening at least three potential Wettbewerbsprogramme verschiedener Authors already time in the Prerelease look at can. simply super and genial! If these programs to completion really from the Authors eingereicht go, then dürften some vordere burst presumably feststehen ...

Greeting
Dietmar
 
Multimedia für Jugendliche und junge Erwachsene - MMJ Hoyerswerda e.V.  [...] 

Windows 95 bis Windows 7
Profan² 6.6 bis XProfan X2 mit XPSE

Das große XProfan-Lehrbuch:  [...] 
08/02/08  
 




Thomas
Zielinski
your can stop schmeißen! I habs hinbekommen. The Link on the Website functions now!
 
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Dietmar
Horn
Habs still known.
On MMJ can itself even still leave!

@Nico: get my small Witzesammlung with the Endauswertung now at least a couple "Zusatz-OT-Trostpunkte" from the Jury?

Greeting
Dietmar
 
Multimedia für Jugendliche und junge Erwachsene - MMJ Hoyerswerda e.V.  [...] 

Windows 95 bis Windows 7
Profan² 6.6 bis XProfan X2 mit XPSE

Das große XProfan-Lehrbuch:  [...] 
08/03/08  
 




Dietmar
Horn
Hi,

yet there were yet a klitzekleinen bow with the display the Texts: occasionally get there with some Witzetexten another couple futile-characters ans end rangehängt. meanwhile faith I, the Ver- and Entschlüsselungs-Algorythmus it beigebracht to have, that one something like not with impunity make must.

The above-mentioned Download-Link is updated. I hope, that I now not yet again couple further Bugs eingebastelt have.

The Maxi-Version on ours HP [...]  I will expected on the coming friday update.

otherwise viewing I this Mini-proposition first time as completed, sofern I do not yet someone newer DDR-joks zukommen can (reiner ASCII-Text by Mail-attachment would auseichend).

Greeting
Dietmar
 
Multimedia für Jugendliche und junge Erwachsene - MMJ Hoyerswerda e.V.  [...] 

Windows 95 bis Windows 7
Profan² 6.6 bis XProfan X2 mit XPSE

Das große XProfan-Lehrbuch:  [...] 
08/04/08  
 




Peter
Treek
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08/05/08  
 




Dietmar
Horn
The Link in the Download-area ours MMJ-HP [...]  for Maxi-Version is since the yesterday's Freitagnachmittag ditto updated.

Greeting
Dietmar
 
Multimedia für Jugendliche und junge Erwachsene - MMJ Hoyerswerda e.V.  [...] 

Windows 95 bis Windows 7
Profan² 6.6 bis XProfan X2 mit XPSE

Das große XProfan-Lehrbuch:  [...] 
08/09/08  
 




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