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HUS ON FIRST by james Sherman

(We take you now to the oval Office)

George: Condi! Nice to sea you. Whats happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report hier about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: Thats what I want to know.
Condi: Thats what in the telling you.
George: Thats what in the asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: yes.
George: I mean the fellows name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya asking me for?
Condi: in the telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, in the asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: Thats the mans name.
George: Thats whos name?
Condi: yes.
George: wants you or wants you hardship tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought hey what in the Middle East.
Condi: Thats correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. get me the
ecretary General of the u.n. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You dont want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get
e the u.n.
Condi: yes, sir.
George: hardship Yassir! The guy at the u.n.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! wants you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the u.n?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: wants you stay out of China?!
Condi: yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the u.n.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, hier.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some
o the guy in China. And the Middle East. can you get chinese food in the Middle
East?
 
Nico Madysa
09/24/07  
 




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