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CB | Hi, people!
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this thread should simply all, this straight necessary having, The Possibility give, courageous laugh to. the life is often hard enough!
selected rege holding - but remaining to Possibility at Topic around whom PC - there Gibts eh enough material...
the Today Spezialthema: The PC on the job
plenty Fun,
Christian |
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CB | The internet-woman:
man must pay for, circa itself access To your To verschaffen
The Server-woman:
she's always engage, if You tappt im dunkeln need
The windows-woman:
you know, that they many Error has, but you can't without tappt im dunkeln life
The Powerpoint-woman:
she's ideal, circa tappt im dunkeln on celebrate whom people To to feature
The Excel-woman:
they say tappt im dunkeln could much, but You using tappt im dunkeln only fur The usual 4 Grundfunktionen
The Word-woman:
tappt im dunkeln surprised you over ands over again and there's niemanden on the world, the tappt im dunkeln really understand
The D.O.s.-woman:
any had tappt im dunkeln already, but nobody wants tappt im dunkeln now
The Back-up-woman:
You believe, she'd everything, but if it hereon ankommt, falls you on, that your something missing
The Scandisk-woman:
we knoe, that they good does and that they only help wants, but in the Grunde white nobody, what tappt im dunkeln really can
The Screen-Saver-woman:
she has no really important function, but it gefällt you, tappt im dunkeln anzuschauen
The Hard-Disk-woman:
tappt im dunkeln reminds itself on everything, To eachone daytime
The E-Mail-woman:
from the ten Things, The tappt im dunkeln tells, are 9 absolute balderdash
The virus-woman:
If you it least of all expect, installs tappt im dunkeln itself in your dwelling and bemächtigt itself yours.
If you attempt, tappt im dunkeln To uninstalling, become You a great many things vermissen; if You not do, lose You everything |
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CB | me weg slow The Computerwitze from - but God Thanks Gibts Yes yet Hörnchen.
The first Schultag in a amerikanischen school.
The Klassenlehrerin position the class a new Schülerin to, Sakiro
Suzuki (The daughter the Vorstandsvorsitzenden of Sony)
The hour begins. Klassenlehrerin: time see, who The amerikanische
Kulturgeschichte rule, who has said `Gebt me The freedom or whom demise?
Mäusestille in the class.
Suzuki heave The hand: Patrick Henry 1775 in Philadelphia.
very well, Suzuki. and who has said: `Der state is the people, the people must not go down?`
Suzuki standing on: Abraham Lincoln 1863 in Washington.
The Klassenlehrerin schaut on your schoolboy and says: Schämt you,
Suzuki is Japanerin and knows The amerikanische story rather as your!
one hears a quiet voice from the background: leaks me on the Arsch, your Scheißjapaner!
Who the said? calls The schoolmistress.
Suzuki heave The hand and without To Waiting says tappt im dunkeln: General McArthur 1942
at channel of Panama and Lee Jacocca 1982 with the congregation the
Aufsichtsrats of Generalmotors.
The class is superstill, of hinten hears one: I must same kotzen!
The schoolmistress scream: who was?
Suzuki answer: George Bush Senjor to that japanese first minister
Tanaka 1991 during the Mittagsmahles in Tokyo 1991.
of/ one the schoolboy standing on and calls mad: Blas me a!
The schoolmistress infuriated: now is Schluss - who was?
Suzuki, without with the Wimper To to judder: Bill Clinton To Monica Levinsky
1997 in Washington in the ovalen Saal the Weißen Hauses.
another schoolboy standing on and scream : Suzuki, You Scheißstück!
and Suzuki: Valentino Rossi at motorbike-Grand Prix in south africa 2002.
The class verfällt in Hysterie, The schoolmistress falls in faint. The door
goes on and the manager comes come in: shit, I have yet never so
one confusion seen!
Suzuki: The österreichisache federal chancellor platter 2003, after it
of ministers of finance Grasser The Haushaltsrechnung submitted watts. |
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CB | One neckline the kuriosesten, authentischen (!!) Funksprüche between Jet-Cockpit and Tower-Fluglotsen
(in the Tower go conversations the Flutlotsen with the pilots transcribed).
Tower: circa din To avoid, schwenken tappt im dunkeln Please 45 strain to right.
pilot: what can we in 35 000 foot Höhe already for din make?
Tower: whom crash, if your 707 with the 727 to them zusammenstösst!
Tower: are you one Airbus 320 or 340?
pilot: One A 340 naturally!
Tower: would tappt im dunkeln then Please to the Start too The others both Triebwerke started?
pilot: good tommorrow, Bratislava.
Tower: good tommorrow. to Kenntnis: here's Wien.
pilot: be now in the Landeanflug on Bratislava.
Tower: here's really Wien.
pilot: Wien?
Tower: Yes.
pilot: but Why? we wanted to to Bratislava.
Tower: Okay. then break tappt im dunkeln Landeanflug ex and fly tappt im dunkeln to left.
Tower to a pilots, the particularly hard aufsetzte: an Landung should Yes no secret his.
The passengers should quiet know, when tappt im dunkeln under are.
pilot: never mind. The clapping eh always.
pilot of/ one Alitalia, the one Blitzschlag the half-way Cockpit lahmgelegt has: with us is almost everything unusual.
nothing goes More. self our Höhenmesser shows nothing more on ........
After five minutes Lamentierens reports itself the pilot of/ one others machine: Halts Maul and stirb like a man!
pilot: there burn a Landeleuchte.
Tower: I hope, there burn several.
pilot: I mean, tappt im dunkeln qualmt.
pilot: having only yet little Treibstoff. Erbitten urgently instruction.
Tower: How is your position? having tappt im dunkeln not the screen.
pilot: we stand on way 2 and Waiting since of/ one eternity on the Tankwagen.
Tower: having tappt im dunkeln Problems?
pilot: Have my Kompass lost.
Tower: so How tappt im dunkeln fly, having tappt im dunkeln any Instruments lost.
Tower: After the Landung Please To Taxiway Alpha 7, Alpha 5, Whiskey 2, Delta 1 and Oscar 2.
pilot: where is because the? we kennen us still not from.
Tower: never mind. be too first two days here.
pilot: Erbitten Starterlaubnis.
Tower: Sorry, we've Your Flugplan not. where want tappt im dunkeln there?
pilot: How each monday to Salzburg.
Tower: but today is tuesday!
pilot: what? then having we Yes spare!
pilot: Gibts here none Follow-me-carriages?
Tower: negative. see tappt im dunkeln To, How tappt im dunkeln alone to that Gate come.
Tower: Höhe and position?
pilot: i'm 1.80 m and sit in front left.
Tower To Privatflieger: who is everything on board?
pilot: pilot, two passengers and a dog.
Tower, to harter Landung the Fliegers: I suppose, the dog sat on the Steuer?
Tower: having tappt im dunkeln enough Sprit or not?
pilot: Yes.
Tower: Yes, what?
pilot: Yes, Sir!!!
Tower: give tappt im dunkeln us Please your expected Ankunftszeit.
pilot: Hmmmm... tuesday would me well fit.
pilot ...Tower, please call me a fuel truck.
Tower Roger. You are a fuel truck.
Tower phantom-Formation crossing controlzone without clearance, state your callsign!
pilot I´m hardship silly...
Tower (in Stuttgart): Lufthansa 5680, reduce to 170 knots.
pilot this is Yes How in Frankfurt. there gibt´s too only 210 and 170 nodes... but we're Yes flexibly.
Tower we too. Reduce to 173 knots.
Tower RFG 312, fly tappt im dunkeln directly to Olno VOR. need tappt im dunkeln a Radar-vector?
pilot No, It's all right too so, we can the VOR already receive. it's located very in the direction, where the moon standing.
Tower likes his, but whom having we not the Radarschirm.
Tower Delta Oscar Mike, squawk 0476.
pilot Say again.
Tower Squawk 0476.
pilot Four, zero...?
Tower want Sie´n leichteren having ?
Tower Delta Bravo charlie, is your Squawk really seven zero four six?
pilot positively.
Tower I mag´s hardly believe, you've a indicated Höhe of less ninety foot.
Tower hotel papa Oscar climb four thousand to six thousand and maintain.
pilot hotel papa Oscar, climbing flight level 100.
Tower hotel papa Oscar, climb to flight level 60 and maintain.
pilot but four plus six is still ten, or?
Tower tappt im dunkeln should climb, not add.
Tower DE..., fly tappt im dunkeln moreover in the Gegenanflug for 26, Landenummer 2 behind of/ one DC 9 in the short Endteil.
pilot understood, fly moreover for 29 and follow the DC 6.
Tower not integrally correctly.: The landingfield was 26 and your traffic a DC 9.
pilot Okay, I follow the DC 26... How was The landingfield?
helicopter-teacher (To seinem Flugschüler):
see tappt im dunkeln To, that tappt im dunkeln inside the betonierten expanse stay.
and after a couple minutes: alas what, stay tappt im dunkeln at least in the ferderal republic!
In Memoriam munich-Riem, where at the same time a TB10 on the 25R and a 737 on the 25L disembark.
pilot the 737 was the now a Formationslandung?
Tower no. Formationsflug ist´s Yes only, if your on same way alights. but saw nevertheless well from. Also: The pathways are so two kilometres apart, there can nothing occur.
737-pilot at rumble on the Taxiway is not comic? The pathways are still not more than 200 metres apart!?
Tower naturally! One Bayer hätt´ the already long ago Pinned.
pilot Frankfurt information, here Delta Bravo Zulu. we're now over Dinkelsbühl in Flugfläche 95.
Tower tappt im dunkeln should still munich information call!
pilot Yes, white I, but with them gefällt me the program rather.
Tower LH 8610 cleared for take-off.
pilot we're but yet none debarked.
Tower Yes, who standing because there on the 26 south ?
pilot LH 8801
Tower well well, then are your cleared for take-off.
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After each flight fill pilots one form from, on the tappt im dunkeln The mechanic over Problems informieren, The during the Flugs aufgetreten are, and the a Reparatur or a Korrektur require.
The mechanic informieren in the countermove on the downstairs part the Formulars The pilots above, which Maßnahmen tappt im dunkeln each ergriffen having, before the plane again launch.
one can't insist, that the Bodenpersonal or The engineers hierbei humorlos were.
here some complaints and Problems, The objectively so of pilots the Fluglinie QANTAS eingereicht get. moreover the jeweilige response-comment the mechanic.
Übrigens is Quantas The only large Airline, with the it yet never a crash given.
P = trouble, the of pilots report watts.
s = The Solution/ Maßnahme the Ingenieurs/Mechanikers.
P: Bereifung inside left must almost renewed go.
s: Bereifung inside left almost renewed.
P: Testflug OK, Landung with Autopilot very hard.
s: Landung with Autopilot with this Flugzeugtyp not installs.
P: in the Cockpit is something loosly.
s: we've in the Cockpit something again solid made.
P: dead beetle on the slice.
s: Lebende beetle in the Lieferrückstand.
P: The Autopilot heading withal attitude on Höhe hold a Sinkflug of 200 fpm one.
s: we can this trouble on the ground unfortunately not understand.
P: Info on undichte place on the rechten Page.
s: Info removes.
P: DME is unbelievable loudly.
s: DME on glaubwürdigere Volume tuned.
P: IFF not working.
s: IFF functions never, if it off is.
P: Vermute plunge in the slice.
s: Vermute, you've right.
P: urged on 3 missing.
s: urged on 3 to kurzer Search on the rechten Tragfläche found.
P: plane fly comic.
s: plane ermahnt, serious To his and respectably To fly.
P: Zielradar humming.
s: Zielradar new program, so that it now in Worten speaks.
P: mouse in the Cockpit.
s: cat installs. |
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CB | Gerhard comes first thing in a bar and notice on one shelf a gigant Glaskrug, filled with unzähligen 50 Euro-shine.
it asks whom Barkeeper: excuse, what has it because with the glass voller Geldscheine on itself, the must yes a wealth his?
says the Barkeeper: So I have in my pub a bet walk: who a Fünfziger einzahlt and three releases bewältigt, the get whom jar velvet Content. there are but very schwierige releases, How You you anhand the crowd the Scheine already think can!
and what are the for releases?
No, No, first numbers, then place I The releases!
means well, it rückt a Fünfziger out.
The Barkeeper position The releases:
in the first: You must this 1-liters-jar with tequila on ex drink up without abzusetzen and You must no Miene verziehen.
secondly: Hinten in the court is my Pitbull angekettet, the has a lockeren sprocket. whom must You with bloßen Händen without expedient wander.
Drittens: in the first stick dwelling my 80-jährige nanny, The having in her life yet never a orgasm. The must You it procure, until to that climax comes!
Gerhard means: You spin well, the creates still no human!
well well, then comes the Fünfziger in that glass.
something verärgert drink Gerhard a couple beer and the alcohol levels soar too his courage. it think itself:
One Fünfziger is a Fünfziger, I gentry the now! and it calls the Barkeeper To: hey old, where ischn jest your Tequilla Flllasche?
The lodging-house keeper gives it whom 1-liters-jar, the Guest setting on and begins To swallow. tears rinnen it already from whom eyes, his head becomes ruddy, but it verzieht no Miene and drink whom jar really at a single blow from!
applause fractures in the bar from and Gerhard swaying out into court to second task.
suddenly hears one in the bar Kampfgeräusche, bark, yowl, scratch, scream, then is it still.
The others guests are itself almost sure, that the Wettkönig draufgegangen is, there torkelt it to door come in, The Kleider zerfetzt, übersät with bit- and Kratzwunden, The crowd tobt!!!!
as the applause abgeklungen is calls it: so the would gschafft! and where is´n now The 80-jährige nanny with the lockeren sprocket ...... ?! |
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CB | at that Philosophieexamen stood under others too the following on the Prüfungsbogen:
If this a question is, answer tappt im dunkeln tappt im dunkeln.
an the Answer: If this a response is, evaluate tappt im dunkeln tappt im dunkeln.
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final on the Uni. Topic this Semesters: sonic and light.
first candidate betritt whom space.
The Prof.: What is faster, the sonic or the light?
The Studi: the light.
The Prof.: Beautiful and wieso?
The Studi: If I the radio einschalte, comes first the light and then the tone.
The Prof.: out!!!
The second candidate. Dieselbe question
student 2 answer: The sonic.
The Prof: Why because the?!?
The Studi: If I my telly einschalte, comes first the tone and then the image.
The Prof: RAUS!!!
The Professor asks itself, whether The students To stupid are or whether it The ask To tricky position. The dritte candidate comes come in.
The Prof.: tappt im dunkeln stand on one mountain. them to standing a Kanone, The on tappt im dunkeln abgefeuert becomes. what take tappt im dunkeln first true? the Mündungsfeuer or whom bang?
The Studi: the Mündungsfeuer.
The Prof. frohlockt and asks: can tappt im dunkeln the account?
The student druckst and means then: well Yes, The eyes are still moreover in front as The ears...
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One maths-, one philosophy-, one BWL- and a Medizinstudent are to a volunteers Wochenendseminar drove, circa itself the Fragestellung The skills through ask and Answer award consecrate.
there arrived, catches the workshop on and the leitende Professor speaks tappt im dunkeln on: my gentlemen, I know tappt im dunkeln not, but I erhoffe me anhand of/ one them same zuteil werdenden task one Image above make to, what tappt im dunkeln study could and How tappt im dunkeln mere psychological on my Task react go.
The Prof. knallt the telephonedirectory of Berlin on the table and means:so, your task exists now therein, this telephonedirectory, 1186 pages rote To learn!
Reaktionen go expects...
The Mathematiker start: the rentiert not!
The Philosophiestudent proceeds: so say me still, Why?
The BWLer: How high must The Fehlerquote his?
Letztlich the Mediziner: To when?
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sit four Physicians at Regulars table.
standing the ophthalmologist on and says: i'm off. one sees itself.
says the HNO-doctor: I komm with. we listen voneinander.
says the Urologe: I mean, I verpiß me too.
says the Frauenarzt: Grüßt eure women. I look time again mere. |
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CB | The new priest was so nervous, that it with the 1. mess almost not talk could.
so asked it whom bishop to council. this said, that it to the first mess two Tröpfchen Wodka into glass waters give and if it this To itself take, be it not any more nervous.
after it the done having, went it it so well, that it even during one Sturms The silence not lost had.
as the priest but into sacristy zurückkehrte, befand itself one slips of paper there of bishop:
Geschätzter priest!
I give them some indicated and Feedback To yours first mess, and hope too, that itself these affairs in the next mess not repeat go:
- it is not necessary, Zitronen on whom Kelchrand To stick.
- The case next to the altar is the Beichtstuhl and not the WC.
- The Gebote are its 10 and not 12.
- The Number of apostles were 12 and not 7.
- none the apostles was one Zwerg and none having one Käppchen on.
- jesus and the apostles name we not J.C. & the ambulation.
- David besiegt Goliath with a stone by the Steinschleuder it fixte it not To deaths.
- we name Judas not Hurensohn and the pope isn't El Padrino.
- be loading has nothing with the demise of jesus To do.
- the Weihwasser is to that bless there and not around the neck To refreshing.
- and so tappt im dunkeln whom communion wine in a train leergetrunken, then salt geleckt and joining into lemon bitten having, is me too unclear!
- never should tappt im dunkeln beten, because tappt im dunkeln itself on The levels to the altar settle and the foot on The Bibel lay.
- The Hostie isn't to that Aperitif with the wine, separate for Gläubigen.
- Please take tappt im dunkeln whom set: Brechet the bread, and distributed it under whom poor not literally.
- it was not necessary, itself To transfer, around the mess still under whom Achselhöhlen To distribute.
- with the concept: it followed it a long drought was neither The Primarlehrerin meant.
- The invitation to that Tanz isn't badly, but in the Polonaise durchs Kirchenschiff: No!
- The Tussi with the small Möpsen was The virgin Maria. sustain tappt im dunkeln not More on the statue on, yet less must tappt im dunkeln tappt im dunkeln embrace and Please neither kiss.
- The Freak in the Kirchenschiff is incidentally jesus, it depends there neither rum, separate is ans Cross genagelt.
- Jener in the corner the Chores, whom tappt im dunkeln as Schwulen, Yes even as Transvestit with skirt benannten, the was incidentally I.
the next time give tappt im dunkeln Please some Tröpfchen Wodka in that waters and not inverse.
Herzlichst
your bishop |
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CB | THE POWER OF ADVERTISING
A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask
each of them to write home and tell since about their sex lives.
The ridge wrote back on the second day anus she got married. The letter
arrived with only a single message, Nescafe.
The Mother what confused at ridge, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee
ad on a newspaper, and it said; Satisfaction, to the last drop... so,
the Mother what happy.
Then the second daughter got married and anus a week she sent home a
letter. There what only one message, it read; Benson & Hedges.
so the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges ad, and it says; EXTRA
LONG, KING SIZE. The Mother what happy.
After the third daughter got married, the Mother what anxious to receive
a message from since baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive.
When it did the message simply said BRITISH AIRWAYS. The Mother what
concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for
a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read:
THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS.
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Afer a long crowd can itself one Jäger from his woman persuade, tappt im dunkeln once with on The pursuit To take.
in the woods declared it your then, How tappt im dunkeln the gun To valet has and itself best cache.
furthermore says it your, that it on the pursuit very important be, to the shot immediate to the erlegtem beast hinzueilen, because derjenige its Besitzansprüche hereon raise can,the first thing with the beast angelangt is.
said, done.
The both verkriechen itself each in your hedging and Waiting.
After kurzer Time hears the Jäger a shot from his woman.
quick eilt it there, to see, whether tappt im dunkeln everything correctly. power.
already from moreover distance can it see, How its woman and a stranger man wild gestikulierend circa a cadaver stand around.
as it hither herankommt hears it whom man scream:
well well,well well, BITTE, its IHR HIRSCH, I see it yes a!.......
can I,may I it but BITTE at least yet before whom saddle take off!? |
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CB | Some DOS humour?? (maybe hardship)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
Buy a Pentium/166 so you can reboot faster.
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C CCRAWL
C OS COSRUN RUNDOSRUN
<-------- The information went data way -------->
Best file compression around: DEL *.* = 100% compression
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port hardship Responding
bath command or file name! Go stood in the corner.
bath command. bath, bath command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
Why doesnt DOS ever say EXCELLENT command or filename!
... File hardship found. Should I fake it? (Y/n)
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boat Washington D.C (Y/n)?
windows: Just another pane in the glass.
SENILE.COM found . . . out Of Memory . . .
Who is General Failure & whys hey reading my disk?
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
Error: Keyboard hardship attached. Press F1 to continue.
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... |
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Jörg
Sellmeyer | Diese is the transcript of on ACTUAL radio conversation of a US
naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of
Newfoundland in October, 1995.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to
avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the
South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Diese is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES
NORTH, THATS ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL
BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
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CB | LOL - Ätsch, can there only say.
Jaja, these großspurigen Amis ... |
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| |  | The having well no MSN wa? 
so wärs anyway not happens. 
salvo, iF  |
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CB | Win98 Error Codes
Recently the following undocumented windows 98 error-codes were found.
Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they wants be spread via the internet:
WinErr: 001 windows loaded - system in danger
WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - system confused
WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
WinErr: 007 system price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
WinErr: 009 Horrible bow encountered - God knows what has happened
WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50 GB
WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do hardship look outside
WinErr: 00E Window open - Do hardship look inside
WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?
WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - system has been destroyed. Buy a new one. old windows licence is hardship valid anymore.
WinErr: 019 User error - hardship our fault. Is hardship! Is hardship!
WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
WinErr: 01B illegally error - You are hardship allowed to get this error. Next time you wants get a penalty for that.
WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr: 01D system crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Additional errors wants be lost.
WinErr: 042 virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires windows. All tasks wants automatically be closed and the virus wants be activated again.
WinErr: 079 Mouse hardship found - A mouse coachman has hardship been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may hardship be displayed or recorded.
WinErr: 678 Diese wants end your windows session. Do you want to play another game?
WinErr: 683 time out error - Operator fur asleep while waiting for the system to complete boat procedure. |
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