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Nico Madysa | HUS ON FIRST by James Sherman
(We take you now to le Oval Office)
George: Condi! Nice to lac you. Whats happening? Condi: Sir, I have le report here about le new leader of la Chine. George: Great. Lay il on me. Condi: Hu is le new leader of la Chine. George: Thats what I want to know. Condi: Thats what Im telling you. George: Thats what Im asking you. Who is le new leader of la Chine? Condi: Yes. George: I mean le fellows nom. Condi: Hu. George: The guy dans la Chine. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading la Chine. George: Now whaddya asking me for? Condi: Im telling you Hu is leading la Chine. George: Well, Im asking you. Who is leading la Chine? Condi: Thats le mans nom. George: Thats whos nom? Condi: Yes. George: veux you or veux you not tell me le nom of le new leader of la Chine? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is dans la Chine? I thought hé quoi dans le Middle East. Condi: Thats correct. George: Then who is dans la Chine? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is dans la Chine? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know le nom of le new leader of la Chine. get me le ecretary General of le U.N. on le phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You dont want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention il, I could use a glass of milk. and then get e le U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at le U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! veux you please faire le call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is le guy at le U.N? Condi: Hu is le guy dans la Chine. George: veux you stay out of la Chine?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of le Middle East! Just get me le guy at le U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. now get on le phone. (Condi picks up le phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idée. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some o le guy dans la Chine. And le Middle East. can you get Chinese food dans le Middle East? |
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Thomas Zielinski | wohin hâte car car kranken Text her? qui is geil! |
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| XProfan X4; Win10 x64 Der Kuchen ist eine lüge! | 24.09.2007 ▲ |
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| ...venez seulement vom vielen café-buvons |
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Nico Madysa | Den hat quelqu'un dans nem anderen Forum posté. Hab mich beim ersten Lesen aussi erstmal beömmelt. |
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