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Dietmar
Horn
Hello together,

here my erstes small Progrämmchen for our diesjährigen XProfan-competition with for the time being something over 250 Einträgen. in the Verlaufe the year go certainly another couple further DDR-joks and some More in this direction join.

some not-Ossis go presumably so some Pointe hardly or none understand or. nachvollziehem can, and presumably too some children and adolescent not, which The DDR-past tense or. the end the DDR-Time not aware miterlebt having.

too identify I personally as "gelernter Ossi" yourself not absolutely with all Inhalten this joks-collection.

nevertheless be I the opinion, that one thoroughly over many this "Geschichten" too as an afterthought yet schmunzeln can and something like not absolutely once in to be hooked get let ought to.

me personally power it on the most Fun, me each DDR-joks (by F9-Button) to the Zufallsprinzip anzuschauen or. durchzulesen.

Greeting
Dietmar

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Hehe class!

joks add missing me personally!
 
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@Dietmar
must my opinion from you revidieren - Have not believed, that You so much humour own and so over your glorreiche story laugh can

(because knew I not yet: for Trabbi-building two man - of/ one faltet, of/ one glue ! )
 
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Dietmar
Horn

joks add missing me personally!


No!

Greeting
Dietmar
 
Multimedia für Jugendliche und junge Erwachsene - MMJ Hoyerswerda e.V.  [...] 

Windows 95 bis Windows 7
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Das große XProfan-Lehrbuch:  [...] 
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this is Maximaler want for Computern for mankind is 5-balderdash!

Dietmar horn
though the for may part XProfan-mäßig one klitzekleiner Pups would!


How would so one klitzekleiner Pups looks and what heard moreover?
 
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Nachtrag: nevertheless somehow nice made, there Have I Schonmal 10 Stars for glances let.

If you the Program yet a function give would which it less meaningfully attend let would, whom actual Content as Image or Textdatei on of/ one free-werbeüberfrachteten-Website darzustellen (without 1,7MB To verbraten (rofl!)), then would I still saponaceous over again 10 Stars for give! (*sting*)


whom sense ought to it make The hundertste Variante one middle-aged Klassikerspieles to program...


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it would sure many rather if you time one nice XPRofansches PacMan show would, the would too gladly in many Downloadcenter eingereiht because z.B. PacMan game one today yet gladly, there's self The DDR less currently.

thereby learn one anyway More (particularly your Sprösse) as at tausendsten Male ne Listbox To zaubern.

Hrml means with others Worten had I Specifically from you little more expects for a Wettbewerbseinreichung2008 To XProfan10-Free or X11-times, as one Program the one with Profan² already to 8 years had write can.
 
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Dietmar
Horn
Sorry, but this iFsche Kauderwelsch kapier I currently momentarily somehow not so integrally correctly. ...

Greeting
Dietmar
 
Multimedia für Jugendliche und junge Erwachsene - MMJ Hoyerswerda e.V.  [...] 

Windows 95 bis Windows 7
Profan² 6.6 bis XProfan X2 mit XPSE

Das große XProfan-Lehrbuch:  [...] 
06/03/08  
 



Dietmar horn
Sorry, but this iFsche Kauderwelsch kapier I currently momentarily somehow not so integrally correctly. ...

Greeting
Dietmar


I have Your Program Beachtung as gift, and even something moreover written - and so even verlauten let the it by me functions.

and though blanket Schonmal no programmiertechnische challenge herauszusehen is (means sooner Füllstoff), and though it blanket Schonmal old is (because it then still sooner on 3.11 erinnernt as on XP/Vista), respektiere I your Chutspe it sooner as Wettbewerbsbeitrag 2008 To post as something, that it Perhaps for/in XProfan (yet) not gives/realized/vorgemacht watts.

as Jurymitglied would I such one Program likewise wertungslos let How whom dreizeiligen attempt one Zehnjährigen one Pixel on the screen To zaubern, because everything else is ultimately Kauderwelsch or Zauberzeug which one either regardless can or which one not even to a Statement moving.

and to reward for endure something witcheries:
CompileMarkSeparation
//Wie deklariere ich Drei Longs?
long a,b,c
//Wie deklariere ich einen String?
string s
//wie inkludiere ich eine Include?
include meine.in

*stabSchwing*
 
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Frank
Abbing
Jojo, there has the iF thoroughly right. the Tool is simply To trivial for somebody of your stature!
 
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Paul
Glatz
the Edit müste one yet Lock
 
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Jac
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Gefällt me very well.

Jac
 
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Jac
for such Program is the enough How properly.


was my thought (too from the Notengebung since) -

only then plenty me the we here within Competitions » competition 2008 » Wettbewerbsprogramme find.

the stimmte me then against gewissermaßen contemplative.

but hey - it works!
 
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