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Dietmar
Horn
Hello together,

here my erstes small Progrämmchen for our diesjährigen XProfan-competition with for the time being something over 250 Einträgen. in the Verlaufe the year go certainly another couple further DDR-joks and some More in this direction join.

some not-Ossis go presumably so some Pointe hardly or none understand or. nachvollziehem can, and presumably too some children and adolescent not, which The DDR-past tense or. the end the DDR-Time not aware miterlebt having.

too identify I personally as "gelernter Ossi" yourself not absolutely with all Inhalten this joks-collection.

nevertheless be I the opinion, that one thoroughly over many this "Geschichten" too as an afterthought yet schmunzeln can and something like not absolutely once in to be hooked get let ought to.

me personally power it on the most Fun, me each DDR-joks (by F9-Button) to the Zufallsprinzip anzuschauen or. durchzulesen.

Greeting
Dietmar

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Jac
de
Lad
Why not? as far as i know watts yet no Wettbewerbsprogramm eingereicht.
Gamsav is programmiertechnisch too no particular challenge been. in the Endeffekt loading it only a Database and operates tappt im dunkeln ex. nevertheless coming it Yes right well on. even if we knoe, that Dietmar plenty More on the case has find I The Wettbewerbsteilnahme fully aale.

Jac
 
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Dietmar
Horn

the Edit müste one yet Lock


thanks for Info, Paul. These a Codezeile I had still unfortunately saponaceous forget.

whom obigen Download-Link have I meanwhile updated.

Greeting
Dietmar

well well - now standing the Download-Counter again on 0 (before were it 28 been). the lying on it, that it (by me anyway) with 52-k-Analog-modem of To dwell integral faster goes, whom ursprünglichen Link To killen and new To settle, than this To update. 
 
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Dietmar
Horn
man, oh man! two Listviews because The whole Rumkäserei, whether a Program now trivial or not trivial is? the comes anyhow always on the viewpoint the Betrachters and the Nutzwert the Program for vorgesehenen object on. That a Listbox, one RichEdit and a hand voller Buttons in one Program no programmiertechnische Höchstleistung darstellt, the white I yourself. it standing still each spare, this Mini-Program yourself much better nachzubauen. Why power the because then none? but plenty More How o.g. Objects would therein presumably neither include his, except Perhaps another slightly More on really überflüssigem graphic-Schnick-Schnack. in the principle consist 95% all programs anyway just a Aneinanderrreihung vorgefertigter Module and Windows-APIs.

of these Mini-Posting wished I solely whom Reigen the Wettbewerbsprogramme eröffnen - not any more and not less. If the everything so trivial and primitiv is, then question I however, Why of almost 1000 registered Community-members here in the last half-way year not already at least 50 or 100 programs stand.

with unserem first competition trauten the people too first, your programs einzureichen, after of/ one (namely I) apocryphal with a simple LoadFile$-aide to that Anfüttern whom beginning made having.

after we with ours unsinnigen Rederei and Posterei already successful The latest Wettbewerbs-Jury zerredet and vergrault having, must we by the Diskussionen over Trivialität, sense or nonsense one each individual Program not too yet whom actual competition kaputtreden, so that itself in the Endeffekt only therefore hardly another normal Durchschnitts-hobby-Programmer traut, here at all one own program vorzustellen. we're on the best lane there!

i'm anyway not the opinion, that our competition primarily moreover serve should, each year solely a Aneinanderreihung irgendwelcher Programmiertools for XProfan some less Profi-Programmer vorzustellen. occasionally should we too time to eyes lead, with welchem claim Profan² original on whom Start gone is, namely one komfortables expedient to that pergrammieren für onwender To his. whom actual users interested it namely not at all, How simply or tricky one Program in the Innersten programmiertechnisch aufgebaut is, separate whom benefit it yourself by the application the Program has. and there can it for many Otto-Normalos effective his, z.B. a small, simple, swell Adressenverwaltung To benefit, which on The wesentlichsten functions to that manage of Adressen dull, as one komlexes Datenbanksystem How z.B. Access & Co., from the 95% the users anyway never More How 5% the encompassed functions use.

we're here now each new eingereichten Program a such futile-Discussion (as mentioned above) lead, then be I optimistic, that we so in at the latest 4 weeks whom last potential Wettbewerbsteilnehmer for ever successful vergrault having.

here ought to it More circa Notes to the Programs weg, The the Programmer Real help on, How z.B. found Bugs, sinnvolle Erweiterungsmöglichkeiten etc. for the eigentliche rating the programs is then however The Jury zuständig, after the Wettbewerbsjahr rum is. still moreover must at all first something to that evaluate present his! and How rege the Zulauf is, yourself in the Jury mitzuarbeiten (means The eingereichten programs with To evaluate), the having we Yes in the last half-way year seen. because evident is the for individual with little more work and (too much?) Zeitaufwand joined, as only quick time in 5 or 6 Sätzen something rumzubrabbeln, what eh keinem weiterhilft, sonder vernutlich only the own Profilierung or the Stärkung the Selbstwertgefühles the Posters serves!

over again to that Mitmeißeln for a few Stammposter: These small DDR-Witzesammlung ought to solely moreover serve, whom Reigen the 2008-it Wettbewerbsprogramme eröffnen To help. Irgendeinen Price would like I so under no circumstance clear away, because I have everything on software, I to that program with XProfan need or. can me the with want yourself buy.

Greeting
Dietmar
 
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over again to that Mitmeißeln for a few Stammposter: These small DDR-Witzesammlung ought to solely moreover serve, whom Reigen the 2008-it Wettbewerbsprogramme eröffnen To help. Irgendeinen Price would like I so under no circumstance clear away, because I have everything on software, I to that program with XProfan need or. can me the with want yourself buy.


...and of me comes soon too one Wettbewerbsprogramm, which with Listboxes (Gridboxen) operates and users virtual is. nothing against small Helferlein for XProfan (I use some too), but How Dietmar said, XProfan is for Anwenderprogramme virtual and there comes very little rüber. - with the always new small Tools for XProfan can we on the Weltmarkt not consist ! ;)


because I have everything on software, I to that program with XProfan need or. can me the with want yourself buy.


...I ditto
furthermore plenty success at write - particularly counts the for our boyhood
 
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What is because now with worth add? your futile-Discussion above wants still none lead, and the it one Klax is had only You behauptet.
 
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Frank
Abbing
iF, I bet Dietmar operates already on it.
 
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Frank Abbing
iF, I bet Dietmar operates already on it.


hardly, it would long ago ready.
 
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Frank
Abbing
iF

Frank Abbing
iF, I bet Dietmar operates already on it.


hardly, it would long ago ready.


then comes the Update sure today yet.
 
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sound then but not any more to one Klax, he's itself indeed vehement gewehrt...
 
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Dietmar
Horn
here one small Update the Witzesammlung.

Own joks can now too add, edit, or if need be again delete.

meanwhile is the collection on concise 400 DDR-joks grown.

because the renew of Download-left here by me of To dwell from by 56-k-Analog-modem always a small eternity lasts, Have I the program by FTP on our MMJ-Vereinspage [...]  shoved (see Download Area).

Greeting
Dietmar
 
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06/23/08  
 




Frank
Abbing

Own joks can now too add, edit, or if need be again delete.


Yes? not found. you should the rather explain.

One plenty To simples and otherwise very einfallsloses Progrämmchen. really only a combination from Listbox and Staticcontrol. and moreover yet unnötigerweise into Setup verpackt!
The Farbwahl would I at least rethinking, these wirken To motley and garish. shining almost, as ought to the Tool therefore artificially upgraded go, what but durchweg misslungen is.


here my erstes small Progrämmchen for our diesjährigen XProfan-competition...


the sound, as would you again many similar Tools afterwards schieben? Perhaps should You More worth on quality lay, not only on Quantität. not, that yet someone think, You would extra plenty Füllstoff produzieren, only circa as many as possible prices in the competition abzugrasen?
I Have yet in the ear, as Wettbewerbbeauftragter would you no own things tender. meanwhile are you but apparently your eigener fleissigster Einreicher...

P.s.: own You really The rights on the MP3-File and the Images?
 
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Jac
de
Lad
@Frank: To 2.: therefore I had time geäußert, that eachone only one Proggi tender can ought to.
 
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