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Horn | Hello together,
here my erstes small Progrämmchen for our diesjährigen XProfan-competition with for the time being something over 250 Einträgen. in the Verlaufe the year go certainly another couple further DDR-joks and some More in this direction join.
some not-Ossis go presumably so some Pointe hardly or none understand or. nachvollziehem can, and presumably too some children and adolescent not, which The DDR-past tense or. the end the DDR-Time not aware miterlebt having.
too identify I personally as "gelernter Ossi" yourself not absolutely with all Inhalten this joks-collection.
nevertheless be I the opinion, that one thoroughly over many this "Geschichten" too as an afterthought yet schmunzeln can and something like not absolutely once in to be hooked get let ought to.
me personally power it on the most Fun, me each DDR-joks (by F9-Button) to the Zufallsprinzip anzuschauen or. durchzulesen.
Greeting
Dietmar
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Dietmar
Horn | Hi,
one further Update with now altogether over 600 DDR-Witzen.
too can now The DDR-joks of each yourself ausgedruckt go: either anybody single joke, or The entire Witzesammlung. On paper would I the yourself don't - then already rather with the "PDF-Creator" o.ä. Tools first time in a PDF order evtl. späterer Weiterverarbeitung bunkern.
for the Druckfunktion have I RGH-List and RGH-pressure whom Preference given. an einfachere, faster and reliable Possibility, circa Printouts on all possible Printers same looks To let, know I yet unfortunately not.
Greeting
Dietmar |
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i wish me function! The joks sortiert to length, The Kurzen supra!
@hintp to dlgmenu: if You setNiceBackGround to Creation the Menüeinträge aufrufst are too The Popups nice colored and not only The bar. |
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Dietmar
Horn | thanks,
with the the NiceBackGround Have I straight angepaßt. sees really yummy from! to ca. 3 weeks be I with the Review your PCU in the XPRF-course slight on The Fresse flown, because I before not on it virtual having, that the part under XProfan 8.0 not yet clatter.
If I moreover come, I will today evening The Download-left updaten.
only Mist, that I with usage this PCU always a Win-Versions-request install must, whether >= XP present is, or not (Menu only therefore always twice program - the nervt on duration something integrally beautiful). under Win 9.x kacken otherwise any programs gnadenlos ex, in them I The DlgMenu.pcu use.
joks to length sort: Hmmm ... was yet already a integrally nice there- and since-Rechnerei been, the Zeugs for the Print zeilen- and seitenmäßig anzupassen. because I The "Roh-Daten" without Zeilenumbrüche assembled have (therefore let tappt im dunkeln itself leichter in arbitrary Multi- or RichEdits fitting), would the a integrally nice additional Rumrechnerei. whether itself this hoisted really rewards? I faith soon not, that it at all somebody gives, the itself these joks on > 200 Papierseiten print out would.
for the crt display would it no trouble, there too yet a Umschalter for a optionale "Längensortierung" incorporate. still who need something like?
well Yes - time look ...
yet Have I but first time yet each crowd other feed for new aufzunehmende joks in this small futile-Progrämmchen. I faith hardly, that the with former DDR-Vopos and -Stasi-IMs on plenty Gegenliebe stößt. to 1990 had I for publication of/ one such Witzesammlung certainly a couple Jährchen free Kost and accommodation in the notorious Bautzener "Gelben Elend" get ...
Greeting
Dietmar |
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| Dietmar horn
for the crt display would it no trouble, there too yet a Umschalter for a optionale "Längensortierung" incorporate. still who need something like?
Üüüch!
Dietmar horn
well Yes - time look ...
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notorious Bautzener "Gelben Elend" get
@Dietmar - Why "Gelbes Elend" ? - bananas gabs still not or ?  |
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Dietmar
Horn | "Gelbes Elend" (ehemaliger DDR-Stasi-clink - today Gedenkstätte) therefore, because the already then one buildings with gaudy gelbem Außenanstrich been was (sees of Weitem from like a riesiges altes gelbes Schloßgebäude from the middle ages) and falls too today same in that eye, if one with the car over The bridge on the Ortseingang to Bautzen reinfährt. come time to HY To us, then can we Yes time quick to Bautzen rüberfahren and us the look at.
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Gelbes misery (ehemaliger DDR-Stasi-clink - today Gedenkstätte)
I had those simply moreover sit let... still ham The dochn lovely Turm!  [...]  |
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Dietmar
Horn | NiceBackGround is now durchgängig present (ex Win > XP). Download-Link is updated.
@Horst: too in the DDR there were bananas To buy - though not more than 2 To 3 time in the year,(only in Berlin gabs always often time such "Extras"). And then but on Zuteilung, according to Familiengröße and / or Number of children (Price uniform everywhere 5 DDR-marrow/kg). what not each day given, schmeckt much better, if it the then time given.
To contact-times I had early, at noon and in the evening bananas gefuttert. some mayor(!) had there even yet extra bananas-LKWs from the west order, so the want to some extent gedeckt go could. and today gammeln The bananas in each supermarket to itself there, because hardly yet someone which buy likes.
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Dietmar
Horn | One Update with meanwhile over 700 DDR-Witzen Gibts on ours MMJ-HP [...] . Per FTP-Upload does it simply faster, as How if I of my Kleinkleckersdorf from by "Erneuern" whom obigen Link here by "Hochladen" aktualisiere.
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| HTTP-Upload lasts ~33% longer as FTP-Upload. with HTTP-Uploads go The data base64-Kodiert in the http-Header übermittelt, base64 needed ftp however not.
...what itself naturally with ~2MB and of/ one 56it link quick noticeable power, no question. |
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Dietmar
Horn | the likes everything voices!
still my small schnuckeliges 56-k-Analog-modem shining the nevertheless yet unfortunately not yet so correctly. geschnallt to have.
yet 1 - 2 weeks, I will presumably here by DSL moreover with the DDR-Witzesammlung nerves can.
Vodafone & Arcor & TeleDOOF having it yet since over 2 weeks not yet gepackt, my DSL-Connection finally funktionierend freizuschalten, though I hardwaremäßig meanwhile everything have, what moreover in my Kleinkleckersdorf needed. |
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