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Dietmar
Horn
Hello together,

here my erstes small Progrämmchen for our diesjährigen XProfan-competition with for the time being something over 250 Einträgen. in the Verlaufe the year go certainly another couple further DDR-joks and some More in this direction join.

some not-Ossis go presumably so some Pointe hardly or none understand or. nachvollziehem can, and presumably too some children and adolescent not, which The DDR-past tense or. the end the DDR-Time not aware miterlebt having.

too identify I personally as "gelernter Ossi" yourself not absolutely with all Inhalten this joks-collection.

nevertheless be I the opinion, that one thoroughly over many this "Geschichten" too as an afterthought yet schmunzeln can and something like not absolutely once in to be hooked get let ought to.

me personally power it on the most Fun, me each DDR-joks (by F9-Button) to the Zufallsprinzip anzuschauen or. durchzulesen.

Greeting
Dietmar

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Multimedia für Jugendliche und junge Erwachsene - MMJ Hoyerswerda e.V.  [...] 

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06/03/08  
 



 
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Dietmar
Horn
I have straight one small Update by FTP on our MMJ-HP [...]  into Download-area hochgeschoben.

whom obigen Download-Link I will then on the friday evening update, because me the by not-DSLer of To dwell from To costly appear.

if lF-David mitspielt, becomes it ex friday evening on [...]  too a Maxi-Version give, in the one The DDR-joks too vorgelesen get. The small crux: the part is currently gezippt already concise 80 MB big.

Greeting
Dietmar
 
Multimedia für Jugendliche und junge Erwachsene - MMJ Hoyerswerda e.V.  [...] 

Windows 95 bis Windows 7
Profan² 6.6 bis XProfan X2 mit XPSE

Das große XProfan-Lehrbuch:  [...] 
07/30/08  
 



Dietmar horn
...

if lF-David mitspielt, ... the part is currently gezippt already concise 80 MB big.

Greeting
Dietmar


the Quota for Festplattenspeicher for mmj.mxii.com is seither on 2048MB (2Gig) festgesetzt.

in the momentum are of it 481MB in use. If your The 2GB roughly ausschöpfen solltet, then is a plainer Info on me enough for, I the Quota on z.B. 4GB erhöhe. the Quota is for you anyway just therefore set, circa z.B. with of/ one Fehlfunktion of/ one selbstgeschriebenen PHP The Auswirkungen in border To hold, and not circa you To limit. If it you around the Traffic weg ought to: as long as these ~80MB seltener as Eintausend time in the month entire loaded go (80Gigabyte) see so did i here no trouble.

self-contained of it toggles itself the Server for public pursued ex, once one of me festgelegte Maximalgrenze for Traffic was achieved. These boundary lying momentarily in Euros umgerechnet with ca. 250 per month. you can means too then nothing occur, if you time whom Überblick above lose should, who when what läd.

You can means as far as I'm concerned gladly such pkg offer!
 
07/30/08  
 




Jac
de
Lad
@iF: Sag time, how much cost you really the pursued the Server per month?
 
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07/30/08  
 



@Jac you are OT [...]  ! around the 220 Euro.
 
07/30/08  
 




Jac
de
Lad
Sry.
 
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07/30/08  
 




Dietmar
Horn
@iF: thanks for Unterstüzung ours Vereins!

I wanted to me only make sure, because the Yes unsererseits constantly More MBs on Your Server go.

Greeting
Dietmar
 
Multimedia für Jugendliche und junge Erwachsene - MMJ Hoyerswerda e.V.  [...] 

Windows 95 bis Windows 7
Profan² 6.6 bis XProfan X2 mit XPSE

Das große XProfan-Lehrbuch:  [...] 
07/31/08  
 




Dietmar
Horn
The above-mentioned Downloadlink watts updated.

The Maxi-Version is downloadable of [...]  in the Download Area (ca. 75 MB).

in the Maxi-Version can the 718 joks optional vorlesen let and listen to:
- either a desired joke by Tastendruck (F4)
- or each joke automatically, when the Text in the Mainwindow appear.

except for The Possibility the Sprachausgabe are both versions of Datenbestand since identical.

Greeting
Dietmar
 
Multimedia für Jugendliche und junge Erwachsene - MMJ Hoyerswerda e.V.  [...] 

Windows 95 bis Windows 7
Profan² 6.6 bis XProfan X2 mit XPSE

Das große XProfan-Lehrbuch:  [...] 
08/01/08  
 




Jac
de
Lad
I feel The Vorlesefunktion as unnecessary. rather wärs, if the optional runterladbar would.
 
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08/01/08  
 




Dietmar
Horn
Hmmm... just as have I it still made, or?


except for The Possibility the Sprachausgabe are both versions of Datenbestand since identical.


1. who The Version without Sprachausgabe having would like, the loading the Mini-Version down (see Downloadlink in the Ausgangspostring)
2. who The Version with Sprachausgabe having would like, the loading the Maxi-Version down (https://mmj.mxii.com).

where see You there a problem?

Greeting
Dietmar
 
Multimedia für Jugendliche und junge Erwachsene - MMJ Hoyerswerda e.V.  [...] 

Windows 95 bis Windows 7
Profan² 6.6 bis XProfan X2 mit XPSE

Das große XProfan-Lehrbuch:  [...] 
08/01/08  
 




Jac
de
Lad
Ah, ok, entschuldige Please, the have I overlooking.
 
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08/01/08  
 




Paul
Glatz
Dietmar, I have me The Maxi Version loaded. where or how can one the joks because vorlesen let?
 
08/01/08  
 




Dietmar
Horn
Hello Pauli,

You need just with the mouse over The red Hover-Buttons (supra) or The others Buttons to go, then appear one Hilfetext (Tooltip), in the Helpfile (F1-Button) nachzulesen, or in the Menu nachzuschauen:

F4-Button: The actually joke becomes vorgelesen

F11-Button: eachone indicated joke (too at flaking by the Witzesammlung) becomes vorgelesen. ought to the actually joke at change to that next joke not yet To end vorgelesen been his, then becomes the Vorlesen this Witzes aborted, and it'll so began, whom new indicated joke vorzulesen. this mode can through nochmaliges pressing the F11-Button anytime exits go. whom each eingeschalteten mode recognize one slight on the indicated Bitmap of the Image-Button left under, same right nebem the Search-Button.

F12-Button: the Vorlesen the current Witzes becomes aborted.

Greeting
Dietmar
 
Multimedia für Jugendliche und junge Erwachsene - MMJ Hoyerswerda e.V.  [...] 

Windows 95 bis Windows 7
Profan² 6.6 bis XProfan X2 mit XPSE

Das große XProfan-Lehrbuch:  [...] 
08/02/08  
 




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