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Dietmar
Horn
Hello together,

here my erstes small Progrämmchen for our diesjährigen XProfan-competition with for the time being something over 250 Einträgen. in the Verlaufe the year go certainly another couple further DDR-joks and some More in this direction join.

some not-Ossis go presumably so some Pointe hardly or none understand or. nachvollziehem can, and presumably too some children and adolescent not, which The DDR-past tense or. the end the DDR-Time not aware miterlebt having.

too identify I personally as "gelernter Ossi" yourself not absolutely with all Inhalten this joks-collection.

nevertheless be I the opinion, that one thoroughly over many this "Geschichten" too as an afterthought yet schmunzeln can and something like not absolutely once in to be hooked get let ought to.

me personally power it on the most Fun, me each DDR-joks (by F9-Button) to the Zufallsprinzip anzuschauen or. durchzulesen.

Greeting
Dietmar

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Paul
Glatz
is not
 
08/02/08  
 




Klaus
Müller
can also Nich because I versehntlich NEN Link wrong staid have. and only The Mini to that Runterladen goes blemish over me!
 
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E.T.


Mario
 
Grüße aus Sachsen... Mario
WinXP, Win7 (64 Bit),Win8(.1),Win10, Win 11, Profan 6 - X4, XPSE, und 'nen schwarzes, blinkendes Dingens, wo ich das alles reinschütte...
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RGH
Thomas Zielinski
can also Nich because I versehntlich NEN Link wrong staid have. and only The Mini to that Runterladen goes blemish for me!


The public Steinigung is for tommorrow to sunset angesetzt.
Weibsvolk isn't registered. The Verkaufsstände for artificial Bärte open short to sunset!


who without Programmierfehler is, cast whom first stone! ;)
 
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Jac
de
Lad
*werf*

Nachtrag: How I see have you got your incorrect beard already angeklebt. can I,may I you Loretta name?
 
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08/02/08  
 



How was with the smart set:
"Wer operates, power Error. who plenty operates, power many Error. - I make no Error !" - Logische Schlussfolgerung: I work not !

If one now "arbeiten" with "programmieren" austauscht, fit the here. means has Roland right !


who without Programmierfehler is, cast whom first stone! ;)
 
08/02/08  
 




Christian
Schneider
RGH
who without Programmierfehler is, cast whom first stone! ;)


so should You softly-softly his. Very many Humans program none. properly too no Programmierfehler ;)
 
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08/02/08  
 




Rolf
Koch


The public Steinigung is for tommorrow to sunset angesetzt.
Weibsvolk isn't registered. The Verkaufsstände for artificial Bärte open short to sunset!


Jaaaa - MP the life the Brian.
who was?
Siiiieee SIeeee hüstelll, it, it he was it
 
08/02/08  
 




Klaus
Müller
I erlaub me time, that here To repeat:

iF
you are OT [...]  !
 
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08/02/08  
 




Jac
de
Lad
the wars worth! i know now I me tonight reinziehe...


gold and Weihrauch can your hierlassen, but these komische Myrrhe can your again bear!
 
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08/02/08  
 




Dietmar
Horn

"Wer operates, power Error. who plenty operates, power many Error. - I make no Error !"


@Horst: I know the from past DDR-times something abgewandelt:

1. who operates power Error.
2. who plenty operates power many Error.
3. who not operates power no Error.
4. who no Error power becomes fine and prämiert!


@Nico: Perhaps should we into criteria to rating the Wettbewerbsbeiträge yet The Number of OT-Postings to that jeweiligen Program with take in, because we for up to 25 Zusatzpunkte / Program give away?

@all: I have me on the friday evening at least three potential Wettbewerbsprogramme verschiedener Authors already time in the Prerelease look at can. simply super and genial! If these programs to completion really from the Authors eingereicht go, then dürften some vordere burst presumably feststehen ...

Greeting
Dietmar
 
Multimedia für Jugendliche und junge Erwachsene - MMJ Hoyerswerda e.V.  [...] 

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08/02/08  
 




Klaus
Müller
your can stop schmeißen! I habs hinbekommen. The Link on the Website functions now!
 
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08/03/08  
 




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