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of/ one Idea of Autos?

 

Rolf
Koch
If has me said, I here in the Regulars table not only saufen, separate too Profanfremde ask questions must

has of/ one Idea of Autos?
my motor is Ölverschmiert, having the Schonmal and then was is only ne Kleinigkeit (Ventildeckeldichtung). whether The the again is?
Öl becomes naturally less and less, but no starker Qualm ausm exhaust and no Schmiere under Öldeckel.

Perhaps has of/ one Yes Idea. because I wisely very, if I now again into workshop drive, then invent The what and the cut me over ear.

thanks for gelangweilte listen

your Rolf
 
03/27/05  
 



The thing shining integrally clear - it's located on the car.

salvo, iF
 
03/27/05  
 




Rolf
Koch
Hmm possible If

I ought to Perhaps time nachschauen, whether I by

IF car$=verliert Öl
IF DEFEKT$=Kleinigkeit
FAHRE_WERKSTATT
Else
FAHRE_SCHROTTPLATZ
Endif
Endif

it try can.

Rolf
 
03/27/05  
 



If you whom motor time säuberst - and times the OIL aufgiest - then kannste still certainly check how much OIL the part so lose.

Perhaps gibbed there NEN reference point.

salvo, iF
 
03/27/05  
 




Rolf
Koch
Jo clear, the is correct.
i'm aufjedenfall noticed, that this wastage to top up the Oels eingetretten is. and over The Time has it some lost.

Well, could Yes his, that here extremer Autofreak too in the Community mitkuckt.
Rolf
 
03/27/05  
 




Dietmar
Horn
If customers Autos buy would, How tappt im dunkeln computer buy

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The not know How one car drives,
because Autos go not How computer bought.
but to put we time to what would if ...


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.....

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FORD: Ford hotline, what can I for they do?
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.....

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Daimler: can tappt im dunkeln Autofahren?
customer: whether I what can?
Daimler: can tappt im dunkeln Autofahren?
customer: i'm no technician. i will me only with my car fortbewegen!
 
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03/27/05  
 




Peter
Max
Müller
hi.
even if the Topic already Done his ought to:
ölverlust to the top up of motorenöl deutet on congestion there.the To plenty eingefüllte oil becomes of motor from whom dichtungen herausgedrückt.

if it on it not lain has:
- ölstand to check on and ggf. nachregulieren
- motorwäsche manage
- some kilometres rad
- motor look at whether and if so where itself erneuter ölverlust shows.

mfg
 
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04/08/05  
 




Rolf
Koch
thanks you,

you have right, that Topic is Done
it was integrally simply and to that Happiness only a Ventildeckeldichtung defekt. Can really glad his, because as always so is, sees one The Euros vanish, if what on the box dran is

over again thanks

Rolf
 
04/08/05  
 



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