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Jörg
Sellmeyer

there's 10 groups of Humans: diejenigen, The the Binärsystem understand, and the others.


here found:
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Jac
de
Lad
the I had time as Signatur.
 
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@Jac
To which group count You yourself ?
 
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Jac
de
Lad
to 11.
 
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Jörg
Sellmeyer
Auchn schöner saying:


Programmers dont The. They gosub without return...
 
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Michael
Wodrich
counts but not for PHP-Programmer...
 
Programmieren, das spannendste Detektivspiel der Welt.
08/31/08  
 




Jörg
Sellmeyer
is of course not specific for Programmer and for program, meets here but particularly To:


The only difference between theory and practice is that in theory theres no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is
 
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09/04/08  
 



very!

shortest Programmiererwitz: Hello woods (find so did i well *g*)

or: there's 10 types of Humans, The a and the others...
 
09/05/08  
 



email, ebooks, ecommerce, ewald,...

declare sheep&
WhileNot %asleep : Inc sheep& : EndWhile

Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Murphy´s 2nd Law of Informatics: each Program the well runs, is antiquated.

Enttäuschter customer in the Rechenzentrum: "Und shovel having tappt im dunkeln neither?"

tester: name tappt im dunkeln three widrige influences with the occupation the Programmierens!
candidate: sunlight, oxygen and the unerträgliche Roar the birds, mr Professor!
 
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Jörg
Sellmeyer
Peter woodpecker

declare sheep&
WhileNot %asleep : Inc sheep& : EndWhile


too beautiful , but since missing yet what:
Declare chrrr$
and then in the Loop: Case chrrr$ > "":Break
 
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Sebastian
Sprenger
Peter woodpecker
WhileNot %asleep : Inc sheep& : EndWhile


Whilehardship %asleep? Schafe count, during I not sleep?

Well, and what has one then ausgerufen, as the GOTO abgeschafft go ought to: "Ogotogotogotogoto..."

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LOL
 
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